Mindlëss Mëandяings

okay. so for those of you who arent aware. i have an insane fear of deer. like they scare me shitless. now today i walk in the door coming home from school and my mom says “did daddy tell you? we have a peeping deer.” first. i dont know why she had to go and tell me this to distroy my love of sleep. but she felt it necessary. and 2nd. she desided to tell me more. it went something like this
“no mom he didnt.” -pulls oreo’s down from cupboard-
“well remember yesterday when he was outside with the dog for a super long time”
“yeah.” -pours milk-
“well he found a set of dear tracks that go all the way around each side of the house. the tracks each time stopped outside my window.”
“mom thats fucking creepy! hes probably plotting to fucking kill you! hes trying to find an easy target!”
“or maybe he thinks im cute!”
“so now hes gonna rape you! i dunno if youve ever seen the videos online mom but deer dont have sweet passionate sex. that shits ANGRY!”
-dad from the other room yells- “why are you watching videos of deer having sex?!”
“im not explaining myself to you guys all im saying is im buying a gun”

LIKE SERIOUSLY THIS SHITS SCARY! and my sister said my room is the next best target. like if i look out my window and see a deer i will literally shit my pants.

I ALWAYS FUCKING DO THIS! i put them somewhere thinking “okay now im gonna put them here so i dont lose them somewhere else!” and then i forget where i put em! FML.