there was a fight in the cafeteria today because somebody got 100+ on flappy bird and announced it to the entire place so naturally everyone tried to beat the score and there was this guy who nearly beat the score but he didn’t and he got so pissed he tried to throw his phone at the wall but it hit someone else instead and they started to shove and punch each other and the moral of the lesson is to never install flappy bird
what do you call a giraffe driving a car?
a danger to society
what’s it like having someone love you? loving you for the exterior flaws shown. comforting you when you’re sad, mad, or happy. one who loves to do everything with you. who gives you a kiss and makes your heart swell with love.